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I asked for your address so I could send something. You said "arre, it's Brother's Day today" and moved on. So the gift is a website now. You can't dodge a link.
tap the rakhi. it's the closest you're getting to showing up.
the roast starts hereexhibit a โ d
tap a card. no refunds.
the gift situation
Bhai
Bengaluru
Neha Di
[address withheld]
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Asked for address.
Received: "it's Brother's Day today."
So the parcel became a URL. Zero shipping cost, no pincode required, and impossible to leave unopened at a neighbour's house.
the actual present
redeemable on presentation of a valid pincode.
Any hour, any terminal. Small condition: you have to actually land in Bangalore. We both know this is the loophole.
For the 2nd and the 3rd, and every day of buildup before them. I'll pick up. I won't say "I told you."
2 & 3 december
Two days of it. After that you are formally somebody elseโs responsibility and I get my weekends back. Sort of a win-win. Mostly for me.